{"id":369,"date":"2011-10-06T16:18:40","date_gmt":"2011-10-06T16:18:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/memetictees.com\/blog\/?p=369"},"modified":"2011-10-06T16:18:40","modified_gmt":"2011-10-06T16:18:40","slug":"poor-impulse-control-t-shirt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/memetictees.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/poor-impulse-control-t-shirt\/","title":{"rendered":"Poor Impulse Control T-shirt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Poor Impulse Control T-shirt\" src=\"http:\/\/www.memetictees.com\/images\/models\/poor_impulse_control_t-shirt_men_standard.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"485\" \/><\/p>\n<p>In the excelent novel &#8220;Snow Crash&#8221; by Neal Stephenson \u00a0one of the characters, <strong>Raven<\/strong>, gets a tatto with the phrase <strong>&#8220;Poor impulse Control&#8221;<\/strong> in his forehead, an indication that he has been<strong> arrested for committing a violent crime<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a little excerpt:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world&#8230; Hiro used to feel this way, too, but then he ran into Raven. In a way, this was liberating. He no longer has to worry about being the baddest motherfucker in the world. The position is taken.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Snow crash<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0553380958\/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=equaliumnet-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=217145&#038;creative=399369&#038;creativeASIN=0553380958\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/ws.assoc-amazon.com\/widgets\/q?_encoding=UTF8&#038;Format=_SL160_&#038;ASIN=0553380958&#038;MarketPlace=US&#038;ID=AsinImage&#038;WS=1&#038;tag=equaliumnet-20&#038;ServiceVersion=20070822\" ><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=equaliumnet-20&#038;l=as2&#038;o=1&#038;a=0553380958&#038;camp=217145&#038;creative=399369\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" style=\"border:none !important; margin:0px !important;\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>What makes Raven the &#8220;baddest motherfucker in the world&#8221;?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Well, these are some of the main points of his resume:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>His father was nuked twice before he was born, making Raven a mutant.<\/li>\n<li>Once killed most of the crew and passengers on a Russian nuclear submarine with a piece of glass, leaving the survivors to work in knee-deep blood.<\/li>\n<li>Can make knives from glass that are a molecule thick and can therefore slice through bulletproof fabric. They can also pass through metal detectors without being detected.<\/li>\n<li>He has electrodes in his brain that are linked to a hydrogen bomb stolen from a Russian nuclear submarine. If Raven dies, 20 square miles of landscape around him disappear.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure many people will like the design regardless of its relation with the novel and I guess that being available in &#8220;<strong>glow in the dark&#8221;<\/strong> is a plus. It&#8217;s a good design to wear at night.<\/p>\n<p>Enter the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.memetictees.com\/cyberpunk\/poor_impulse_control_t-shirt.html\" target=\"_blank\">US Shop<\/a> or the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.memetictees.com\/eu\/cyberpunk\/poor_impulse_control_t-shirt.html\" target=\"_blank\">EU shop<\/a> and take a look.<\/p>\n<p><strong>By the way if you have read the book I&#8217;d like to know which hilarious details you liked most.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the excelent novel &#8220;Snow Crash&#8221; by Neal Stephenson \u00a0one of the characters, Raven, gets a tatto with the phrase &#8220;Poor impulse Control&#8221; in his forehead, an indication that he has been arrested for committing a violent crime. 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